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Don't wait for perfection
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				<link>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/743890</link>
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&lt;p&gt;Its hard to do, perfection. Infact, if you wait for it, you'll likely never stop waiting. So why do we want perfection in the first place?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Is it to satisfy our customers wants? &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Is it to make sure we deliver precisely what they want? &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;To make sure the design achieves what we expected ? &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Because we want to ensure the client was more than satisfied with the product, right?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;To add every conceivable additional service, that you knew would be needed from the start.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;We want to make the ordering process and delivery service exactly what every customer wants.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Or is it that your frightenned customers will be turned off by a less that perfect product.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;How do you know perfection is required,or even desired? Maybe its better to get the product out earlier and allow the client to play with the product, even to break it. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This feedback is invaluable, and you'll never get that waiting for perfection.&lt;/p&gt;
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				<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 10:09:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<guid>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/743890</guid>
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The end of the agent?
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				<link>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/737676</link>
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&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;Ask yourself what an agent does, is it worth it?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;Are they putting you into contact with new customers or just trying to make a sale?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;Are they matching your skills with the perfect client or are they gathering your CV and playing a numbers game with your career?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;Do they help you build a community of exceptional followers of your work or keep you as an anonymous resource?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;Do they profit share with you or with themselves?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;Do they help you to make cost savings or are they making more than you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;The internet changes the playing field. Agents no longer have the monopoly on potential clients and rarely do they help you network with other contractors, other agents or those likely to help you.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;font size="2" face="Times New Roman"&gt;So why use an average agent? If your agent isn?t doing these things for you, ask yourself what are they doing.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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				<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:41:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<guid>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/737676</guid>
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Don't be an Ostrich
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				<link>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/729094</link>
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&lt;p&gt;Don't you prefer working with clients who like to work with you? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you're carrying out work at a client site, maybe amongst a group of employees, here are some tips that will move you ahead of the pack and get you seen as a valued member or the team, rather than an unwanted intruder into the employees' inner sanctum. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;1. Make them a coffee. Nothing says "I'm on your level" more than offering to make/buy someone a coffee. Try it, you'll see. It's like saying that you have no problem getting your proverbial hands dirty; a little humility is a good thing. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;2. Offering help. If someone is struggling, and you know the solution, offer to help. Don't be frightened to lend a hand. Most likely the person will thank you for it. You've also proven that you don't mind sharing your knowledge. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;3. Suggesting improvements. If you see something that could be improved, take a note of it and at an opportune moment, bring it up and explain how your solution might bring some extra value for the team and the benefit to the client. Being a team player bills you as a values resource. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;4. Build relationships. Always say hello to the receptionist, and mean it. Smile, and mean it. Ask them some questions, and mean it. Really listen to their answers. Ask them to introduce you to people in the company you don't already know and do the same pattern. You'll learn a lot about the business, and build a strong foundation with the organisation. Be sincere, your wallet will value you forever. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;5. Be outstanding. Research, and show statistics that support your work, this gives you and the people around you confidence. Follow this up by developing powerful presentations using imagery, rather than boring, verbose PowerPoint slides. Give your clients all the whistles they expect and deliver the flutes they didn't. Don't be afraid to show how exceptional you are. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After all, it's the exceptional that's memorable.&lt;/p&gt;
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				<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 11:09:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<guid>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/729094</guid>
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How to Climb Mount Everest
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				<link>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/721595</link>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;It&amp;#8217;s high, very high. Perhaps looking up you'd be forgiven for thinking that it can&amp;#8217;t be climbed. Maybe you shouldn&amp;#8217;t even try? Why bother, what&amp;#8217;s the point?&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;The point is its there, so why not give it your best shot.&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Everyone has their own personal &lt;place&gt;Mount Everest&lt;/place&gt;. And we&amp;#8217;re born to climb things, trees, stairs, your cousins shed roof. Curiosity does that, it makes us want to see what&amp;#8217;s over the other side of the mountain, how much further we can reach &amp;#8211; if only we give it our best shot.&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Maybe you&amp;#8217;ll fall off and hurt yourself? Maybe you&amp;#8217;ll never reach the top. Who cares? &lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;You should. &lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Because the people who really, truly succeed, they get up; brush themselves off; and try again. They do this, they practice, and they improve. Even when they reach their goals they look to be better, leaner, smarter and that&amp;#8217;s what you have to do. &lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ignore mediocrity, ignore your critics and aspire to be the best in the world.&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/photos/Everest.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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				<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:27:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<guid>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/721595</guid>
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The Back of My Business Card
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				<link>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/480865</link>
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&lt;p&gt;This is what I have on the back of my business card, if it helps just one person keep their PC running then its done its job....My clients, friends and business associates can give my card to&amp;#160;their contact, tell them to either follow my advice or refer me, so that I can do it for them - either way my card gets used. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Speed up and protect your PC &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. Free up disk space&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Disk Cleanup tool helps you free up space on your hard disk by helping you remove temporary and unwanted software and emptying your recycle bin. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Speed up access to data&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Disk Defragmenter is a Windows utility that improves windows data access response time. Run Disk Defragmenter at regular intervals&amp;#8212;monthly is optimal. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. Detect and repair disk errors&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Error Checking utility checks the integrity of the files stored on your hard disk. If you use your computer daily, you should run this utility once a week to help prevent data loss. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. Protect your computer against spyware and viruses&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Run anti-Spyware and anti-Virus software on your PCs to protect your confidential information. Windows Defender is included in Windows Vista, and is available as a free download for Microsoft XP. Also AVG (free anti-Virus software &lt;a href="http://free.avg.com"&gt;free.avg.com&lt;/a&gt;) and Ad-Aware (&lt;a href="http://www.lavasoft.com"&gt;www.lavasoft.com&lt;/a&gt;) &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"The highest compliment my clients can give me is the referral of their friends, family, and business associates!" &amp;#8211; Thank you for your trust.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What does the back of your business card say about you?&lt;/p&gt;
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				<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:32:00 -0500</pubDate>
				<guid>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/480865</guid>
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Helping Others to help themselves
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				<link>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/331767</link>
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&lt;p&gt;My normal Friday morning routine is up at 5, wash dress. On PC by 5.30 for half an hour, reading, tweeting (twitter &amp;gt; follow paulthehacker - thats me). Out the door by 6.20am for my regular 7am &lt;a href="http://www.bnicookson.com"&gt;BNI meeting&lt;/a&gt; (Business Networking) in South Shields, N.E. UK.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So what was different today?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today, we had a 10 presentation by Katherine Scholes of Finchale Training College, County Durham. If you don't know who they are, go see their &lt;a href="http://www.finchalecollege.co.uk/"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What they do is simply fantastic. They provide vocational training to unemployed, disabled adults. But more than&amp;#160;that, they give them purpose, skills and hope. Not some kind of pipe dream hope, no this is&amp;#160;real, honest to goodness hope that builds reputation to enter and retain employment.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;They're currently looking for job placements, for their students,&amp;#160;in a range of skill areas, such as I.T. 7 networking, Accounting, Joinery and decorative occupations, to name a few.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That deserves, in my opinion, 5 minutes of anyones time to look and see whether you can offer support, whatever form that may be.&lt;!--&lt;/P&gt;
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				<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:59:00 -0500</pubDate>
				<guid>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/331767</guid>
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Do what you love
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				<link>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/326172</link>
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&lt;p&gt;I had a conversation on twitter yesterday with some who asked a simple question "I want to start a business, any suggestions?".&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, here was my advice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do what you love, what your passionate about.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I, myself, like to program computer code. Sad but true. I don't really care what the language is (though some are a little more obtuse than others), its the code writing and problem solving part that I like. I choose VBA because&amp;#160;I think its the easiest language to teach and get results from for newbies. And, If a student enjoys the art of coding scripts, they can decide to move off into C#, java,&amp;#160;ruby or whatever. My job is to give them the spark of passion.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you know what you love, then starting a business from it is the easy part. Making&amp;#160;a living at it, that a whole other ball game. Start a blog and write about your passion, tweet about it, teach it, make samples of it - ask Nike say, Just do it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Like Bob the builder, give yourself THE as your middle name. I'm Paul The Programmer. 3 little letters&amp;#160;instantly associate YOU with your passion in the audiences eyes. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now go be what you love.&lt;/p&gt;
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				<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 04:24:00 -0500</pubDate>
				<guid>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/326172</guid>
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My own Childrens TV Series
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				<link>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/242943</link>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Because I'm a programmer and I'm called Paul, I thought I'd name my website PaulTheProgrammer... simple, or so I thought.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;One of my so-called friends asked me today....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Are you planning on releasing a children's TV series for the digital age?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;and went onto explain&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In the 80's we had Govt Services: Post Man Pat, Fireman Sam....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In the 90's we had TV DIY - Bob the builder&lt;br/&gt;and finally, in the 00's - the Internet age - 'Paul the Programmer'&amp;#160; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;then he topped it off with a little ditty&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;'He's always on the scene... he laptops nice an clean...' Or even better 'Programmer Paul, Programmer Paul, Programmer Paul and his black and white optical mouse..' &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Unwittingly, he gave me a new strap line, excellent story to keep me remembered when networking and a decent chuckle.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;If only everything in life was so useful.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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				<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:52:00 -0500</pubDate>
				<guid>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/242943</guid>
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Sick of the same old insults?
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				<link>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/239119</link>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;In the good old days before the typewriter or the printing press there were many, many superb put downs that appear to have fallen out of favour and now are merely historical artifacts. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Well I say &lt;em&gt;&lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;Bring Them Back!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt; So here, presented for you are 5 common life experiences that warrant an insult and 5 new insults you can have, for FREE!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;1. Someone just ate your last cookie ... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Call them a &lt;font color="#3366ff"&gt;goatish fat-kidneyed moldwarp&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;2. Your partner throws away your favourite sneakers&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Aren't they an &lt;font color="#3366ff"&gt;unmuzzled onion-eyed varlet&lt;/font&gt; ?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;3. Someone cuts you up in traffic&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Don't get road rage, just think of them as a &lt;font color="#3366ff"&gt;lumpish beef-witted bum-bailey&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;4. Your bank account is in the red and you can't withdraw cash&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; They're all &lt;font color="#3366ff"&gt;surly pox-marked measles&lt;/font&gt; at that bank&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;and finally&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;5. You catch your spouse cheating&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Just leave them reeling by calling them a &lt;font color="#3366ff"&gt;yeasty&amp;#160;beetle-headed codpiece&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Hope you liked them, for&amp;#160;more alternative insults, visit the &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/Shakespearean_Insults.html"&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#ff9900"&gt;Shakesperean Insults&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt; page&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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				<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
				<guid>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/239119</guid>
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Merging CSV files Into A Single XLS spreadsheet
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				<link>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/218302</link>
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;Twitter user, v1p1n, &amp;#160;asked ...&amp;#160;&amp;#160;"I have three csv files (comma seperated). I want to merge these csv files to a single xls files with 3 csv files in 3 tabs of the xls. Please let me know how i can do this..... "&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#333333"&gt;Here's some code to get you started, this will merge 3 CSV files (FILE1,FILE2 and FILE3) into a single sheet. You'll need to modify strFilePath to the path the the CSV files...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#3366ff"&gt;Sub CSVFiles()&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; MergeCSVFile "FILE1.CSV", "Sheet1"&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; MergeCSVFile "FILE2.CSV", "Sheet2"&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; MergeCSVFile "FILE3.CSV", "Sheet3"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#3366ff"&gt;End Sub&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#3366ff"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#3366ff"&gt;Sub MergeCSVFile(strCSVName As String, strSheetID As String)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#3366ff"&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;strFilePath&amp;#160;= "c:\temp\"&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Workbooks.Open Filename:=strFilePath &amp;amp; strCSVName&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Windows(strCSVName).Activate&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Cells.Select&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Selection.Copy&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Windows("Book1").Activate&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Sheets(strSheetID).Select&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Cells.Select&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; ActiveSheet.Paste&lt;br/&gt;&amp;#160;&amp;#160;&amp;#160; Range("A1").Select&lt;br/&gt;End Sub&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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				<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:48:00 -0500</pubDate>
				<guid>http://paultheprogrammer.webs.com/apps/blog/show/218302</guid>
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